Viewtiful Joe: (Dee Bradley Baker/Tomokazu Seki)
"Everyone loves a hero and everyone loves you" Yeah, that's just the thing that I want to hear at the end of the day.
Seems I don't gotta worry about my VFX running out and all. Well I kinda do since I'm saving them as the super special moves this time around.
Sega and Capcom is just a match made in heaven! Now let's see what all the other companies are doing lately.
I'm sure Sylvia won't mind sitting out for this one. You're doing a awesome job so far *partner name*, even if you got less fanservice than her.
Hey you're pretty awesome, *partner name*. Get yourself a costume and then you, me, and Sylvia could have our own hero team!
Just what is Viewtiful? Isn't it obvious? It means beautiful to view, which it just what I am when in action.
Hey, can we do that one again? I just need to get my moves just right so that I'll get a perfect score for that part.
You always got to look on the brighter side of things. For starters we got to see how viewtiful we are in action. Well at least I am right now, not so sure about you.
(vs Sonic) I'm okay. Just give me a sec here so I can catch my breath. Man, I never had to use Mach Speed for that long just to keep up.
(vs Knuckles) That's a really awesome color man, but you seriously don't got the moves to go along with it.
(vs Amy) I'm glad that Sylvia's not this aggressive on my dates. Still If you eased up and were a little more delicate, then that Sonic would be lucky to have a cutie at his side.
(vs Akira) Hey, I'm the guy who's supposed to be reading everyone else's moves! Are you sure you don't do "slow" like I do?
(vs Sarah) This is seriously why I don't like fighting girls. I either feel bad, start staring, or get my butt kicked.
(vs Jacky) Wow, that's just like some kung-fu movies I used to watch! Too bad you're a lot easier to dodge compared to the stuff on the big screen.
(vs Nights) Movies and dreams are kinda two halves of the same cloth I guess. Of course, the both of us are beyond imagination to say the least.
(vs Reala) Hey, what's one more dark rival for me? Not like me and Alastor have done anything lately.
(vs Beat) Ow-ow-ow. Man, I think I actually hurt my feat from grinding like that. Guess my boots for my hero getup just aren't made for that.
(vs Amigo) Okay okay, I'll admit it. I did kind of cheat a little by slowing down the beat, but it was a hard song that time around.
(vs Ulala) Kinda hard to keep up when the beat goes faster. I nearly had to slow it down for a minute. Plus you got outfits like Sylvia at her sexiest.
(vs Ryo) Just when are we going to see the conclusion to your story, man? Quit holding me in suspense!
(vs Billy Hatcher) No sweat. I can just "zoom" and "slow" while doing an uppercut to send that flying. Don't ask how, I just can.
(vs Vyse) This is the kind of story people need to get into more. Awesome heroes, cute girls, evil empires, and flying pirates. What more can you ask for?
(vs Hotsuma) Can anyone even have a scarf that long? I would imagine mine would drag behind me a lot if it was like that.
(vs Jack Cayman) Whoa, this is just like some bloody horror flick! Of course, the nut with the chainsaw doesn't have a hero beating them from the get go usually.
(vs Bayonetta) "Dancin' a-go-go baby"? I admit that I got some moves on me, but this isn't what I had in mind.
(vs Shadow) So you're supposed to be the darker and edgier counterpart huh? I got one of those, but I can't see him with his own movie.
(vs Ryu) I noticed that you're in just about everyone of these crossover deals. Does that make you Capcom's official mascot now?
(vs Chun-Li) I always did have a hard time with those back and forwards moves. Good thing you're easier to handle in these versus deals, in more ways than one.
(vs Ken) I know everyone complains about too many "shotos", but they just got to appreciate the subtle differences.
(vs Megaman) Yeah admit X is kind of cool, Volnutt is okay, and that I wouldn't mind seeing the other guys; but there's just no replacement for the classics.
(vs Roll) I just don't feel right beating up on little kids. Heroes like me are supposed to be role models, ya know.
(vs Zero) Should I give away the ending? Okay, its about this guy named Wily. That's all I'm going to say. Its just against my nature to spoil the whole thing.
(vs Morrigan) Hey, I am so not letting you on me so Sylvia can just walk on in. After all she's one in a million and I don't do that two-timing stuff.
(vs Felicia) Whoa, didn't expect a sight like that! Don't the enemies usually get weaker after their clothes come off?
(vs Captain Commando) Whoa, I think I actually remember you! Yeah, I thought you were awesome about the same time I got into Captain Blue.
(vs Strider Hiryu) Its about time they started bringing you back into these things. Now we can have a match-up on who's got the cooler scarf!
(vs Tessa) They just don't make any good fantasy films anymore. Guess that one trilogy was a tough act to follow. Least we got an old-school witch after a long while.
(vs Frank West) That was so not the pose I wanted. If you're keeping the embarrassing looking ones then you must be holding the loss against me.
(vs Batsu) Hey it isn't about just shouting how cool you are. You got to have the right moves and an awesome pose at the end.
(vs Self) Come on, how many mirror matches am I going to have anyway? Didn't Alastor do this thing already? I thought we agreed on him wearing yellow next time!
(vs Falcon) Dude, just where did you get those powers from? Movies weren't invented back then so I don't think that's the usual "henshin".
(vs Ruby Heart) Yeah its about time they got me in as a regular for these crossovers. Course those first ones were before I met Captain Blue.
(vs Dante) Wait, what exactly do you mean by "your sword says hi"? I admit it looks familiar, but that's kinda weird.
(vs Akuma) What did you think that you were going to beat me? Its getting closer to the end, so the hero always has to come out on top.
Credit for game concept goes to DjKyuubiRyu