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Sega vs Capcom: Jeanne

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Jeanne: (Grey DeLisle/Fumiko Orikasa)

Such a disappointment. It doesn't seem that any of the contenders this evening will be any better.

You barely have the time to rest yet. Stand, *partner name*. This wild evening isn't quite done yet.

I cannot allow Bayonetta to get too far or else risk the Left Eye falling into the hands of another.

(vs Sonic) These rings you dropped are useless. They won't buy me any new weapons and it's not like anyone can touch me.

(vs Knuckles) Please, I have no interest in your big shiny stone. Be on your way, you tepid anteater.

(vs Amy) I can't say you have the best taste in men. The hedgehog leaves little to the imagination.

(vs Akira) Just because you see a purpose in this fight, doesn't mean that I do.

(vs Sarah) Brainwashing again? Believe me, dearie. I've been there more than I've wanted.

(vs Jacky) Someone like you has yet to comprehend true speed. Just take if from me.

(vs Nights) Time for you to wake up sleeping beauty. It's all or nothing in this fight.

(vs Reala) You seek to see what I'm afraid of? I believe you're the one who's quivering in fear now.

(vs Beat) Just keep running all you want. I'll always end up catching you in the end.

(vs Amigo) If this a celebration for little twits like you, then by all means let's revel in it.

(vs Ulala) Some sort of cheerleader I assume. I like the outfits, but the profession seemed pointless to me.

(vs Ryo) Do you really think you're prepared to face your father's killer? I still see fear left in your eyes when you think of him.

(vs Billy Hatcher) Keep in mind that not all the light necessarily brings salvation and sometimes the shadows are the only place to hide.

(vs Vyse) I wouldn't be surprised if the Silvite's old plan for global clensing had our not so guardian angels working on it.

(vs Hotsuma) The symbol of the Oboro catches my eye, but any familiarity is likely coincidence.

(vs Jack Cayman) Will you face me in this unholy arena? You'll have more than just your title at stake.

(vs Bayonetta) I see coming here has given you a second wind. Yet you'll always be a step behind me, Cereza.

(vs Shadow) Gonna whine so much about having a bit less memory than usual? I know someone who handles it better than you.

(vs Rouge) Did you really think you could pull a fast one on me? It's like an old friend of mine said. "Don't !@#$ with a witch."

(vs El Blaze) You think you're getting all hot and steamy, but you're seriously just a lightweight.

(vs Bahn) You can act all tough and put up a strong front, but you're still just a boy in the end.

(vs Kazuma) You're wasting too much time here with me. I believe you had a little one to look after.

(vs Axel) You like it rough? I'll give you whipping that's absolutely electric.

(vs Gillius) It seems that you're short on brains as well. Do you think that axe still has some relevance?

(vs Jet) Yet another chatty bird. Perhaps showing you a bit more of what I have to offer will shut that beak of yours.

(vs Blaze) Your destiny cannot be so easily avoided, but you won't have to give up your life just yet.

(vs Eggman) You're not dead yet. But if you pester me further I can change that.

(vs G) Since it irritates you so much I'll go on and ask again. What does the G stand for?

(vs The Magician) I will die before I allow the Umbra to vanish from this world! Abominations like you will be the ones to disappear!

(vs Ethan Waber) You're certainly a lousy Guardian. Are all of you this much of a whiner?

(vs Honey) When you can weave something that's more in my tastes, I'll be sure to give you a call.

(vs Gum) You're no where close to flying. Skates like those won't even get you to light speed.

(vs Alicia) What's the matter, sweetie? Afraid of something, are you? If you have so much doubt in that form, then you stand no chance here.

(vs Luke) You Genomes have only touched the rims of transformation. I'll show you a true crowning example.

(vs Self) So I have some loathsome copies of my own to deal with. As if the ones for Bayonetta weren't bad enough.

(vs Ryu) You saw this fight has a test then. Who knows? Maybe that's exactly what it was. You just barely passed.

(vs Chun-Li) Stay out of my way, police girl. You cannot comprehend the events that will come to pass.

(vs Ken) He may be your friend now, yet someday you two may just have to fight for keeps, given the dark power that still keeps him in fear.

(vs Megaman) You're still coming up short in terms of weapons. Take a gander at what I have and dare to compare.

(vs Roll) Yet another little one. Who's gone and lost you? Anyone else here you grow up into maybe?

(vs Zero) Robots aren't really my territory. Get some wings and a halo and then I might just consider you worth my concern.

(vs Morrigan) You're not who I was supposed to keep an eye on, yet I still enjoyed showing up a demoness such as yourself.

(vs Felicia) I wonder if me or a certain someone could put up a good catfight with you in our other forms.

(vs Captain Commando) Spare me the outdated bravado. Comic book clichés will just lower your intelligence.

(vs Strider Hiryu) You are certainly fast, but you stood no chance in matching what I have to offer.

(vs Tessa) You may be a witch, but as of now you are my enemy. Don't blame me for the circumstances.

(vs Frank West) Yet another idiot reporter. Compared to Luka your sex appeal is far below the charts.

(vs Batsu) Do you speak only with that loud boasting? The Virtues' language is easier to comprehend than you.

(vs Viewtiful Joe) I swear, this is the last time I think of cosplay. You won't be seeing Cutie J anytime soon.

(vs Falcon) I have no need for such useless junk. This Power Stone looks too tacky just the same.

(vs Ruby Heart) I have no business here. My only concern is the witch you brought on this escapade.

(vs Dante) I can't have you interfering in these events, son of Sparda. Go have your fun elsewhere.

(vs Akuma) Someone like you isn't as out of my league as you think. I know someone who can both make weapons and produce moves stronger than your finishing technique.

(vs Alex) If you get in my way, I will, how do you Americans put it? Oh yes. Bust a cap in yo' behind.

(vs Sakura) I would rather not be babysitting. I've seen how much of a chore it can be.

(vs Protoman) I will credit your firepower, yet it contradicts that your metal shell is as fragile as glass.

(vs Cody) No need to take your stress out on me. Perhaps you should be more worried on your love life.

(vs Gene) Just accept your violent fate and prove that you are worthy of the God Hand! Prove you deserve it!

(vs Spencer) Just how much will it take for your arm to break? Try not to extend too far, otherwise I might just give a little tug.

(vs Ibuki) You are still a fledgling and if that's your best, then that's all you will be for a while.

(vs Yun) You boys didn't see these two large guns? Those alone should have told you to back away.

(vs Sagat) Be fortunate you still have your pride intact. The scars I leave are usually much deeper.

(vs Bison) Someone like you can never comprehend the power of the Umbra. The Left Eye will remain outside of your reach.

(vs Jon Talbain) A slobbering mutt such as you should know when to quit, otherwise I'll have to put you down.

(vs Hsien-Ko) Is that all the weapons you have to offer, my dear corpse? All I need is these two darlings to keep you at bay.

(vs Tron Bonne) You and your little babies are outclassed. Leave now or you'll have eighty-four bullets to remember me by, two for each of you.

(vs Chris) You mentioned a sister named Claire. Hmm, I do believe that one reporter mentioned a past fling by that name.

(vs Jill) You have faced a great deal of monsters, yet you have never faced anyone such as I before.

(vs Arthur) Demons are the real easy part. It's the angels that will really challenge your patience.

(Sonic) Sorry, but I'm just faster! There's isn't a gun around that can tag the fastest thing alive.

(Knuckles) So you're some kind of guardian I take it? Just keep doing your job while I do mine.

(Amy) Now give me those rings back! I need those in order to trade in for a gift I was planning on giving to Sonic.

(Akira) You're obviously strong enough without those weapons. Face me without them!

(Sarah) Have you already cast aside all your tears? Doesn't hurt to remember the good times you've had.

(Jacky) You may be fast when it comes to moving around, but in physical attacks mixed with speed, no one can top me.

(Nights) So you can turn into an owl sometimes? You're at least more lively than that old foggy.

(Reala) I believe it is time for you witches to realize who your real ruler is. My master will certainly fill your eyes with fear.

(Beat) Those are some awesome skates you've got on! Think those are better suited for ice than pavement though.

(Amigo) You're as good as a dancer as your friend, yet you're a bit more melancholy in comparison.

(Ulala) I can pull out two guns when needed, just as long as I don't lose my rhythm.

(Ryo) "Welcome to the fantasy zone"? That reminds me of a game that I used to play frequently in Yokosuka.

(Billy Hatcher) I don't get it. How can the ones associated with the light be the bad guys? Shouldn't it be the opposite?

(Vyse) One minute you're fighting like Ramirez and the next you're more like Gilder Can't you stick with one weapon?

(Hotsuma) A blade that can slay angels. It almost sounds like the polar opposite of Akujiki, which vanquishes evil.

(Jack Cayman) Doesn't matter how much you can shoot at once. This chainsaw is all I need.

(Bayonetta) Must you fret over my state of affairs? I haven't the time to be playing with you, Jeanne. Although I'll look forward to it later.

(Shadow) You rely on those guns far too much. Then again, at one point I really wasn't one to talk.

(Rouge) Your kicks are nothing to laugh at, but at my best I can drive a hole in boulders.

(El Blaze) Chicas like you may be able to slam a dragon, but you cannot handle fire in the flesh!

(Bahn) Wearing outfits based on hair isn't something you want when against my fists.

(Kazuma) Do you think it's easy to fight a friend you once shared dreams with? It never is.

(Axel) It's going to take more than some fancy guns to keep me down. Once I get close, you can consider yourself smashed.

(Gillius) Even if your weapons are foreign, they stand no chance against the might of the Golden Axe!

(Jet) You babes don't know anything about the speed of light! Only me and one other can reach that!

(Blaze) I grow tired of you testing my patience. I can handle my responsibilities without you.

(Eggman) Why do you insane women constantly insist that I'm dead!? I've survived through much worse than either of you!

(G) What the !@#$ is wrong with you? You're swearing almost as much as Issac way back during the ordeal with Papa Caeser.

(The Magician) If the creator has doomed the witches into oblivion, then you have no place in the ideal world.

(Ethan Waber) I guess you don't want the light's blessing if it has things like that working behind it.

(Honey) I just love your outfit, especially that fur around the collar! By the way, that fur isn't real is it?

(Gum) I'll admit you got some nice skates, yet you just don't got any good moves to go with them.

(Alicia) Look, I'm not one of these angels you're fighting against. I didn't even want this power to begin with.

(Luke) You witches seem to be more beast-like than me. I never would have expected you to turn into something that big.

(Ryu) If such strength can even pierce the heavens, then I knew from the beginning I was in for a challenging fight.

(Chun-Li) Just what is the deal with you witches? Should I just let this go or investigate further?

(Ken) So what's the deal between you and Bayonetta. Are you friends or enemies? Its kind of hard to tell.

(Megaman) I don't need two busters to defeat you. Just one will be enough!

(Roll) Hey, can you tone it down a bit? There might be kids watching this fight, myself not withstanding.

(Zero) Just what are you working towards? Are you going out of your way for a friend or just your own goals?

(Morrigan) You're a step below that Bayonetta and neither of you can hold a candle to me.

(Felicia) I don't know much about witches, but its turning into cats supposed to be a regular thing?

(Captain Commando) It is hard to tell whether you're a hero or a villain. Genocide has female minions like Carol and Brenda, but I prefer not to fight women.

(Strider) You did not choose the fate that was given to you, yet it is one you must live with.

(Tessa) Now you see the difference between being a witch and being a socerologist.

(Frank West) Man, you women are packing and danged crazy to boot. At least I'm getting some good shots in.

(Batsu) You just going to keep shooting off your fancy guns?! Settle your fights with a punch!

(Viewtiful Joe) Come on.~ Just bring out that outfit and Bloody Moon one more time. We had the same pose and everything!

(Falcon) I like a lovely lady as much as the next man, but this just might be too much stimulation.

(Ruby Heart) Do you insist on following that woman? Very well, I won't be stopping you.

(Dante) Don't think Enzo brought you up at all, although you can never have enough wild women.

(Akuma) You are not the only one capable of challenging a god with their fists!

(Alex) Man, you witches put up a tough fight. Just where is all this power coming fron?

(Sakura) Don't you underestimate me! With more training I'll be as tough as you in no time!

(Protoman) It seems you act much like I do. Supporting your friend, even if it means from the sidelines or even facing them in combat.

(Cody) A little rough don't you think? That's fine. I can always offer a little something in return.

(Gene) They don't call this a God Hand for nothing. You won't have to fret none bout no Jubileus giving me "divine punishment".

(Spencer) Since when is decorating your guns supposed to be practical? That has to get in the way.

(Ibuki) Thought I was outclassed, huh? I don't need to show off or pack a bunch of weapons to be the best.

(Yun) Are you sure you're not with Gill? These guys you were helping seemed as preachy as he is.

(Sagat) Just what is it you fight for? Your motivations aren't the easiest to read, yet I could care less.

(Bison) I will have the power of both the Umbran and the Lumen! Then both Heaven and Hell will howl at my might!

(Jon Talbain) Just what manner of Darkstalker are you? I would have never pictured witches like this.

(Hsien-Ko) So I don't get it. Are you a Dark Hunter or a Darkstalker? Well I kind of admit it's no easier to figure out with me.

(Tron Bonne) Man, these weapons weigh a ton! All my Servbots combined couldn't lift them. Just how strong is this lady?

(Chris) Who the heck is Luka supposed to be? I would have thought that Claire would have told me if she got a new boyfriend.

(Jill) Using two guns at once is one thing, but who's strong enough to be toting around two grenade launchers?

(Arthur) If those weapons are capable of driving off angels, then a demon would be no match against them.

Credit for game concept goes to DjKyuubiRyu
Sorry this one took so long. I've never played through Bayonetta so I had to do my good share of research. Plus the roster is getting more and more massive as we go along. As for next time, we'll have Chuck Greene from the latest sequel to Dead Rising.
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GodDragonKing's avatar
"You are not the only one capable of challenging a god with their fists!"
Hey, Akuma didn't insult her.