Sega vs Capcom: Jack Cayman

Jack Cayman: (Steve Blum/Jouji Nakata)

As annoying as they were I'm actually starting to miss Kreese and Howard giving the commentary. Its getting kind of dull otherwise.

Don't expect me to go out of my way to help you after the match. All I'm good for is killing people.

Don't worry too much about watching my back, *partner name*. I have a chainsaw on my arm. I'll be fine.

So it seems I've gone from one mad world to another. Even if I don't fit in, I'll have some fun along the way.

We're on even terms, but keep in mind that this is a free for all. I'm not going to bother to help you and you can just do whatever you want, *partner name*.

Ok, it seems that we've both climbed up a rank in this competition. Just don't expect me to do all the work for you.

They all just keep going down just like that. Sometimes I think that all these guys were made just for me to cut them down.

To be honest it's a bit hard on the eyes for me here. Where did all these new colors come from?

(vs Sonic) Under the right circumstances that spin has the potential for some carnage, but you don't seem like the type to saw into flesh.

(vs Knuckles) Spiked fists won't do any good here, especially since I got something better on mine.

(vs Amy) You're lucky that I'm holding back this time around. If this was Blood Bowl I would have turned that hammer on you.

(vs Akira) Going old-school with the fists isn't going to do much to me and I'll do more than just shove you out of the ring.

(vs Sarah) You were looking for a fight, but seems that you found more than you bargained for.

(vs Jacky) You brought that ride of yours into the wrong neighborhood. It'll be a smoldering wreck by the time Blood Bowl is done with it.

(vs Nights) I don't have many dreams lately. I only have nightmares, both when I'm asleep and awake.

(vs Reala) You seriously don't want to mess around in my head like this. Otherwise I'll give your boss a real nightmare with what I do with you.

(vs Beat) You're actually going against me while wearing those? Well at least you're not some fruity cowboy.

(vs Amigo) Seriously, that's all you're bringing against me? Ditch those maracas and pack some heat that will make a difference.

(vs Ulala) All that dancing and you didn't even make an effort to kill me. This isn't the type of show I'm here for.

(vs Ryo) So you're out for revenge huh? Know what you're getting into and what you'll need to sink to for it.

(vs Billy Hatcher) You seriously don't want to take me on with that. Not unless you want your eggs scrambled along with the rest of you.

(vs Vyse) Be lucky I got nothing against pirates, otherwise I would be the one to dish out the public execution.

(vs Hotsuma) We're going with the Asia Town backdrop again? Fine, I guess that it couldn't hurt.

(vs Self) You're kidding me; they're actually recycling the Kojack? Guess I'll just beat it as easily as last time.

(vs Bayonetta) From past experience you already know the anarchy reigns in my town. You're pretty damn close to being a friggin' celebrity with what all you can do.

(vs Shadow) When I see a little fur like you pick up a weapon it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Gotta admit that you have a nice bike though.

(vs Ryu) Never knew that the intent to kill was like some drug. I always felt it was something natural.

(vs Chun-Li) So the police are thinking of shutting this competition down? That depends on if you live long enough to make it out of it.

(vs Ken) What the heck is a rich guy like you doing here? You must have some really messed-up habits behind your image.

(vs Megaman) Admit that you're packing more than most robots I've seen, but you keep holding back and that will put you in the scrap heap.

(vs Roll) Seems their making robots look like girls to appeal to my soft side. Too bad I don't have much of one left.

(vs Zero) What's with people picking up those cruddy hover bikes lately? I'll stick with a natural engine on wheels instead of that crap.

(vs Morrigan) Don't expect me to be distracted by that body during this struggle. You got an awesome rack on you though.

(vs Felicia) They say that curiosity killed the cat after all. Be glad that I'm in a passive mood for once.

(vs Captain Commando) Do those shades even have any real purpose? I at least use my goggles in case of blood sprays.

(vs Strider Hiryu) You're just going to barge in on me with that blade? The moment you do that I might just cut you down.

(vs Tessa) You sure picked the wrong place to study. You'll fill your head and then someone will eventually cut it off.

(vs Frank West) Got to admit you got an eye for creativity, but there's no way you would last a second in Blood Bowl.

(vs Batsu) Does this seriously look like the place for a class field trip? Go back and fight kids your age.

(vs Viewtiful Joe) Ugh, I seriously hate big talkers like this. At least he's not the Black Baron.

(vs Falcon) All the weapons you had weren't enough for you? I ought to take that stone and shove it up there.

(vs Ruby Heart) I always did prefer pirates over the other turds. Ninjas always get distracted by the fancy hats.

(vs Dante) Don't you ever go down? No matter what I nail you with, you don't seem to die so easily.

(vs Akuma) Yeah, I've got no problems with killing you. You're just like every other chump that thinks they're number one.

Credit for game concept goes to DjKyuubiRyu