SJvC2 Win Quotes: Android 18

(Android 18) Stage Theme: Perfume No. 18
                           
Talk about pitiful. I don't think that anyone here can alleviate all this boredom I've been having.

How juvenile. Do you really just play around whenever you're in a fight? Let me show you how it's done.

So, *partner name*, do you think we handed enough of a humiliating defeat? Let's see if we can offer a bonus.

(vs Ryu) Unlike you and Goku, I don't see anything notable about a fight. To me it's just a way to release some steam.

(vs Chun-Li) Just what is with that outfit? Showing off that much leg is no less than tacky.

(vs Alex) You thought I was an amateur didn't you? Should have put a good show for the spectators while you had the chance.

(vs Morrigan) Am I supposed to be jealous of that figure? You get major points down for the clothes that go with it.

(vs Falcon) I can only imagine there are seven more of those. Got no interest in collecting all the rest.

(vs Tessa) Whoever designed that outfit for you should have their optic sensors adjusted.

(vs Strider) I don't understand you can be so calm. You barely spoke at all before or during the fight.

(vs X) We're not as different as you might think. Just because I'm not a Reploid doesn't mean I don't know what emotions are.

(vs Zero) Oh will you give it a rest? I'm settling down with my life and being a good girl so get off my case.

(vs Nero) I don't necessarily dress to impress, but if I'm going to put on a show I make sure to wear something stylish.

(vs Viewtiful Joe) There must be some appeal when it comes to short guys. I'll have to let Sylvia know just how to keep you out of trouble.

(vs Arthur) Hmm, not a bad look. I'll just have to see if Krillen can eventually grow out a beard of his own.

(vs Akuma) I have to put up with macho stuff like this all the time. Did you think this fight would even intimidate me?

(vs Leon) What the hell is that jacket you're wearing? It makes you look like a cowboy missing his hat.

(vs Guy) Ninja are so out of season. Some of them can't even use energy based attacks like the rest of us.

(vs Vergil) Just a couple of boys flaunting their manhood is what you and your brother are. 17 should have been glad that I was born a woman.

(vs Demitri) You want those fangs broken off? Look, but definitely don't touch. Understand?

(vs Ibuki) Were you expecting all the boys to fall at your feet? You've got a bit farther to go, kid.

(vs Yun) You have to deal with your fair share of sibling rivalry it seems. It's almost nostalgic when I think about it.

(vs Sean) Why do I always end up in matches against the easy ones? I'm getting fed up with fighting tournaments.

(vs Juri) What a skank. Who does she think she's kidding with the mile wide mid rift?

(vs Necro) So you want to be free? Can't blame you there. Seems you also like to ride in style rather than get around the easy way.

(vs M. Bison) Oh that's right. Dr. Gero used to work for an organization like this one. No use having another one stay around.

(vs Gill) Why do you walk around calling yourself a god when there's plenty more powerful then you? Also, put some clothes on.

(vs Cody) Neither of us could break away any of the boredom. All I ended up doing was breaking you.

(vs Akira) Are helmets some kind of fashion statement now? I think Gohan's to blame for popularizing this trend.

(vs Jon Talbain) Really shouldn't be baring your fangs at me. Some puppies just don't know how to beg on command.

(vs Donovan) Not the kind of person you would expect to be raising a kid. Then again, I'm one to talk.

(vs Claire Redfield) I think I'll be taking that "good luck charm". The vest looks way better on me anyway.

(vs Date Masamune) Done flaunting all of that machismo? Try using something that can actually cut me.

(vs Bass) I don't blame you for wanting to trash your creator. I did the same to mine first chance I got.

(vs Captain Commando) You must have thought you were pretty synched. It all fell apart quicker than you realized.

(vs Apollo Justice) What a bore. Do I really need to go through all these legal procedures just for a little property damage?

(vs Ingrid) Oh swell. Another kid from the future. Okay then, what's your story? Who did I kill this time?

(vs Blodia) This is why people prefer a more compact android. The other kind falls apart too easily.

(vs Cammy) Can you even breathe in that? I'm almost afraid to ask what you wear during your off time.

(vs Blanka) You have to stand still when you're getting all shocked up. Were you expecting me to just run into you?

(vs Bilstien) You know, you remind me of the closest thing I have to a father. I really hated his guts.

(vs Q-Bee) Hungry for more? You'll get an even more powerful attack served as your dessert.

(vs Regina) So time travel also works the other way. Big deal. I see dinosaurs all the time.

(vs Goku) We may be on good terms now, but beating you in your prime of health does feel kind of satisfying.

(vs Vegeta) No hard feelings. I need to whip you into shape since Bulma can't really do it herself.

(vs Naruto) What an annoying brat. I've got to deal with enough like this always flying around.

(vs Sakura) Sorry, but you're weak in comparison still. I can only assume your master isn't any better.

(vs Luffy) I thought the straw hat would suit me, but its yours to wear if you're going to throw such a big fit. What a baby.

(vs Zoro) Kind of sad that you work so hard, but get so little out of it. This is supposed to be your strongest?

(vs Ichigo) I've only seen it briefly, but I have this feeling that the afterlife has gone under some serious redecorating.

(vs Yusuke) So tell me this. Do you see a soul in me? It really doesn't matter, because I live life as I feel like it.

(vs Jotaro) No comment on the outfit. Those chains, that hat, the color, and everything else. I don't know where to start.

(vs Kenshiro) I can only guess that I was a bit different than you expected. Couldn't find the right spot this time?

(vs Yugi) I was playing a game, but it wasn't the kind that you had in mind. Sometimes I can't help but toy around while fighting.

(vs Bobobo) Ugh…that reminds me of some of the worst nightmares I've had regarding the Fusion Dance.

(vs Allen) Size doesn't matter. If you try to arm wrestle with me then you'll always lose.

(vs Piccolo) I'm starting to think that stunt you pulled on 17 way back was just dumb luck. Just a glorified light show.

(vs Kinnikuman) Flexing that "ultimate muscle" isn't the way to go. It'll just make you tire out and sweat like a pig.

(vs Sasuke) Do I get angry with the world? I've had my moments. Unlike you, however, I don't waste time with delusions that I'm better…except for maybe right this minute.

(vs Robin) Try that again and your arms may be missing a few bones. You'll be feeling that one to say the least.

(vs Freiza) I hear that you once killed someone that I'm recently carrying a torch for. This will make things even twice over.

(vs Cell) I'll never become a part of you again! You're going to pay for what you did to 17 and 16!

(vs Trunks) Ugh, enough with all that glaring already. I'm a different android from the one you know.

(vs Gaara) What's that stare? You're more of an eyesore carrying that thing around all the time.

(vs Orochimaru) If you're a snake then I can just see how far your jaw will go before it unhinges. Maybe after that I'll feed you a blast as a little bonus gift.

(vs Nami) So as we agreed I want you to pay up in exchange for me going easy on you.

(vs Akainu) Some people have to go as far as to destroy everything in sight. Have I really been that much of a bad girl?

(vs Rukia) If I'm ever dying then I'm not joining any academies in the next life. Those Soul Reaper outfits would look terrible on me.

(vs Polnareff) You really want to rush yourself into the grave so bad? Sorry to break this, but I'm spoken for.

(vs Dio) Get rid of the head and its all over. I don't see why this guy is considered a tough customer.

(vs Raoh) You're just asking for trouble. Don't you realize giving off that much energy will just attract others looking for a fight?

(vs Kenshin) How insulted would you be if I told you that I could easily catch that sword?

(vs Gon) I know plenty of kids who aren't all that different from you. Care to show how dangerous you really are?

(vs Light) It's too bad I don't really qualify among the humans you judge. As for as humans go, you're a particularly pathetic one.

(vs Seiya) How hopeless. Do you always hold back your punches when fighting a woman?

(vs Mazinger) Someone's going out for a joyride again. Got more fun than you could have ever asked for, kid.

(vs Self) Damn! What the hell is this?! Is it me from another future…or did that bastard go as far as to make a spare?

(vs Sanji) My my, even the old turtle isn't as this bad. Do you always get so energetic over a pretty face?

(vs Kagura) Is it just me or are there far more of these ridiculously powerful warrior races popping up?

(vs Yoh) You're so lazy that it would take a significant other to make sure you stay on your feet. Yeah, you need all the help you can get.

(vs Aizen) Damn. I may just need to have Dr. Briefs make some enhancements for my eyes.

(vs Train) I didn't mind being a stray for a while, but sometimes a stray cat finds someone to warm up to.

(vs Tsuna) I had you pegged wrong. I guess you're not that much of a wimp as I saw at first.

Quotes from Others:

(Ryu) That's strange. For some reason I can't feel any presence emanating from your body.

(Chun-Li) Who are you to criticize my outfit? Its not my fault that my legs barely fit into anything else.

(Alex) Staying power is a good thing to have, but a chick like you don't got the muscle to go along with it.

(Morrigan) So what type of man do you have an eye for? Can you attest that big things come in small packages?

(Falcon) Do you have to be so rough? Ladies are a lot cuter when their offering smiles instead of beatings.

(Tessa) Simply amazing! I can barely even tell you apart from a human! Is there any chance I can offer you to donate your body to science?

(Strider) You are no longer bounded to your master's will. Go out and seek a new life.

(X) Could she possibly be a Reploid? Miss, can you please clarify to me on just what you are?

(Zero) I'll leave you with just a warning this time. Start trouble again and I won't hesitate.

(Nero) Crazy babes are practically raining in from all over the place. Where do these chicks keep coming from?

(Viewtiful Joe) So do androids dream of romantic scenes? Just too bad that both us are taken cause you're so my type.

(Arthur) This lady is not in need of my aid, but I suspect that a demon may be pursuing her. I will not abandon my duties no matter what her opinion may be!

(Akuma) Worthless doll! Something like you is not worthy of challenging my fists!

(Leon) Just an android? That's new. For a moment I thought it was just genetic enhancement.

(Guy) I've never seen such confidence before. Do your blue eyes even waver for even a moment?

(Vergil) A doll that manages to put up a fight without falling to pieces. Quite the novelty.

(Demitri) What a lovely sight. Even if you have no vital fluids, it will be worth having the pleasure of your company.

(Blodia) It would be redundant for a robot to ride in a VA, but you've got no chance against me otherwise!

(Goku) Looks like you eventually go to fight me anyway. So how was that? I live up to expectations?

(Vegeta) That makes us even! You may have been able to beat me before, but now I'm an even stronger Super Saiyajin!

(Naruto) Ow! That really hurt! Not as bad as Granny Tsunade, but you still hit pretty hard!

(Sakura) There's just something that feels off about her. I had this same feeling when I fought against Sasori.

(Luffy) So you're really a robot?! That's so cool! You can fly and fire beams and everything!

(Zoro) Man or woman, I'll take anyone on. Sure you're up for challenging me again?

(Ichigo) Not a single bit of spiritual pressure from her. None whatsoever! What's up with this lady?

(Yusuke) Well it's been a while since I had to fight a lady. Least I don't have Kuwabara nagging me on not hitting girls.

(Jotaro) What a pain. Women can be just as annoying even when they're not following me around.

(Kenshiro) Your pressure points do not react the same way as other people. I can now see why.

(Yugi) You seem to almost be bored with this duel. You could have just given up at any time.

(Bobobo) Beauty! We've been looking all over for you! You went and died your hair blond without telling us!

(Allen) It's strange. You seem so human, but I know by now that you're much more than that.

(Piccolo) 17 didn't do much better against me and I've gotten a lot stronger. You should have known things would end up this way.

(Kinnikuman) You don't ever tire out, do you? I don't think that even Warsman held out for this long.

(Sasuke) You're no less vulnerable to my Sharingan than anyone else. It doesn't matter if you can mask your Chakra.

(Robin) I see. So you just want to live life on your own terms. Well it's a good thing you survived and didn't self destruct.

(Mazinger) So you're an android that wants to be more human. Think I encountered a similar case to that once.

Credit for game concept goes to Guyverman